Basket-Cases

Have you seen Pharrell's one-man re-enactment of Anne of Green Gables? Matthew is going to come by with his tired old mule and bring him home in his Louis Vuitton wincey dress so Marilla can get him started baking cake for the Reverend Allan and his wife, but there might be a crisis - when Marilla's amethyst brooch gets lost and Pharrell is blamed for stealing the BLING. But all will end well and Pharrell will get to wear puffed sleeves to the dance after all, and if Gilbert tries to break a slate over his muthaf***in' head he gonna get a POP IN THE F***IN' MOUTH IF HE LUCKY.