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How far we have come...and I'm not just talking player piano rolls and Victrolas.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Jesus Use Me.

...And unto us, a little child was born, and almost 2000 years later these formidably-tressed women wanted a serious piece of the action.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Satan Is Real.

He's real! He's really real! He's as real as you and me, Brother Louvin! Let's tell everyone how awesome it is in this fire pit, YEAAAAAAH!!!!
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Public Access, Limited
I think I'm going to die laughing.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Friday, July 03, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Bread Of The Class.

"Baby--I'm a want you. Baby, I'm a need you. You, the only one I care enough to hurt about...maybe I’m-a crazy, but I just can’t live without your lovin’ and affection givin’ me direction like a guiding light to help me through a darkest hour."
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Spinning Round

Martha was getting sick and tired of nothing but big bands and crooners. She needed a little sass in her life, a little jazz. She craved something more than songs about dreamy eyes and stars and mooning over dead sailors. No, she needed something raucous, a little Wynonie Harris mayhaps? Lord, but the neighbors would die if they knew she was listening to race records and sex and whiskey. Good, she thought, spin it.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Revelations

"Don't tell my mom, but I found out accidentally the other night that when you play this Yazoo record backwards, it tells you to do stuff like destroy the infidels and worship Allah."
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Trouble Over Bridgewater

...The trouble really started when that drowned 'possum decided to root itself to this fellow's skull.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
A Questionable Trio

The trio knew that the public's innate fascination with sisters perusing large tomes would render any objections to their continued use of the Trio designation moot.
Monday, March 02, 2009
Cooking By The Book
Thanks to Seth for getting this horrible song stuck in my head.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The Hecker Family

"Dear Hecker Family,
I had a really fun time at your house. I listened to Pa Hecker sing songs of praise, and watched Ma Hecker gently chide the young-uns for misbehavin' during prayer time, and I got to manifest Myself as a red drawing on your awesome wood panelled living room wall. Your family sure does like that clock! Did you ever get that carpet cleaned after Li'l Kenny spilled that grape KoolAid? I hope so! Anyway, I'm going to get back to lording over the universe, so have fun and let me know when you have another singalong night. I can't wait to try Ma's meatloaf!
Your friend, Jesus Christ"

