Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Textile Turnstile

Useless presents to give to people you hate:

Hand warmers to protect you from the horrific bite of refrigerated Crystal Light.

Glass protectors to ward off nicks and scratches in your dime-store Goofus glass.

A chair mat to protect your precious kitchen chair from your unkempt cousin Peter's tendency to shed his back hair when it warms up for spring.

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