Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Crime and Punishment

They had lost the trail of the culprit.

Miles and Jeffrey, undercover detectives disguised as closeted gay lover jogging enthusiasts, asked Rover the K-9 Kop why the scent had ended so quickly after that near run-in with the crazy ATV driver near Bunyip Hollow. Rover had no response, only the frantic pants of a dog in heat and a new trail: Trixie the sassy shih-tzu.

1 comment:

StripeyUnderpants said...

The culprit is Jeffrey's helmet hair and too-snug, wide-striped sweater.