Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Avoid The Pad Vortex: Living Rooms of Death

The living room that makes you both fond of Pepto-Bismol and gives you a reminder to swiftly down some.

The sinister Walking Chair that Doctor Who had to battle when it scurried away with his TARDIS and then attacked a primitive people in their mining tank.

The living room that made you question the rotation of the Earth's axis.

The living room with the itchy, hot chair your grandmother made you sit really still in while she watched episodes of "Lawrence Welk" and gave you tepid Tang while she guzzled Pabst by the case.


G-Off said...

The leg chair is HORRIFYING.

StripeyUnderpants said...

The leg chair made me laugh and laugh. It really belongs in the Prostitute Pink room, along with a stripper pole and mirrors on the ceiling, with 1970s "chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka" music playing in the background.

As for that third room...I can't figure it out. I tried, but it's no use. I just can't wrap my head around it. I don't know what I'm looking at or whether I should be standing on my head to properly view it or what.