Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Zodiac Killer

"Hey man, like, are you a Sagittarius? I knew it. You have a broad forehead. So like I'm a Capricorn and like the stars say we're like not 100% compatible but like, I'm totally a Sag rising sign and my moon sign's Libra? According to my collection of tilted polyester pants to gauge the chart of the sun like, you're totally my soul mate. Like, the cosmos is aligning and we're totally gonna get it on under the moon chart of the sun, babe. Come on, you know you want me and my petroleum-based clothing."

1 comment:

Lois said...

Here's another one to file under, "Weird and unnatural model poses." Looks like she's got a leg cramp.