Thursday, July 24, 2008

Down By The River

"Daddy, what is in this trunk?"
"Shut up and carry your end. We have to take this to the river immediately."
"Why couldn't Mr. Myers carry the trunk? He's stronger than me. I'm just a kid."
"Mr. Myers is IN the trunk, and if you don't want to be in the trunk too I suggest you forget you ever did this and keep your goddamn mouth shut."


Lidian said...

Nothing to add to this - your dialogue as spot-on, as always!

Anonymous said...

I'm Lovin' It.

Lois said...

"Daddy, slow down, I think he's still moving! I told you to hit him harder."

"FINE, next time YOU wield the fucking hammer!"