Thursday, July 24, 2008

Enjoy The Modern LIGHT Refreshment

Yes, the looking IS as nice as the listening with the modern woman around. She lives on nothing but Pepsi, and while her stomach is rotting from the inside, she looks as trim as can be, not gnawing on raw pork roast or gorging herself on Godiva chocolates. Yes, such a sensible trend. It has great taste and is less filling, so you can listen to your motherf***ing Pat Boone records?


Lidian said...

That guy sure looks creepy - I wouldn't want to listen to records with him! Or anything else.

Lois said...

"Light refreshment," indeed. Crunchy and flavorful, and with no calories, Pat Boone records fill you up without slowing you down, and without adding unwanted pounds!