Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Avoid The Pad Vortex: Confusion Is Nothing New...


Picture this scenario: End of hot date. You've just had a groovy night and your paramour is keen on taking you back to his place for a nightcap. You walk through the living room and marvel at the new hi-fi. Yes, you love Teddy Pendergrass. Let's get busy. And so you madly kiss, going upstairs into the Promised Land, and through the corner of your eye you get a glimpse at his bedroom. Suddenly you pretty much lose all sense of desire, because he has a Warren Beatty-as-Clyde Darrow pillow, and his bedspread looks a little like one of those optical illusion games on The Mini Page, and jesus christ, hot pink?

3 comments:

Lidian said...

That would put me in the wrong mood right away! (I would get dizzy and have to go home..)

I nominated you for a Brillante award over at Kitchen Retro -

Molly said...

Gah, me too!

Lois said...

So ugly, so very, very ugly.... >.<