Thursday, April 19, 2007

**Note: Author's inner thoughts are indicated in parentheses.

Dear Aunt Judy (bitch),
Thank you for the (hideous) outfit (travesty) you made for me (I hope you get strangled by that Red Heart). I love (f***ing HATE) sailboats. Mom (evil overlord) says it's beautiful (she's laughing on the inside too). The hat is cute (I hate hats). Say hi to Uncle Milton (milquetoast is more like it). Love (suck it bitch), Cindy Lee (awesome)

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