Swimmin' Time

"Oh, hey. Glad you came to my pool party. Yeah, the water's nice today. What do you think of my suit? Isn't it nice? I made it myself. Yeah, for real. Out of what? Oh, just some stuff I had lying around the house.
(RRRIIIIP!)
What? Why am I standing like this? Well, it's kind of awkward. See, I forgot that the thread I was using wasn't really that strong after water hits it? So like, I'm trying to hold the back together. Um. Yeah, do you mind turning around while I run in the house? Great. Thanks."