Thursday, January 11, 2007

Vest-ibule of Hell

"Mummy, when will Father visit the room again?"
"Hush, child."
"But I want to see him!"
"I do not know, young one. When our time comes, I suspect."
"How many wives does Father have, again?"
"Dozens, darling. He says God told him to be fruitful and multiply. I merely complied with the will of God."
"My clogs hurt..."
"PUT THEM BACK ON! We can't have him come here and find us out of our decreed uniforms! That could spoil everything!"
"Spoil what?"
"Too many questions, child. Hurry! Hurry! Before the inspection!"

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