Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Hugs Not Drugs


"Hey Valerie, what's up?"
"Heyyyyy man..."
"Some party, huh?"
"I CAN TASTE THE MUSIC! TOTO, COME BACK!"
"Uhhh...Valerie?"
"GET OFF THAT F***ING POLE, GRANDMA! I'M GONNA CUT YOU! IN HALF! LIKE A SANDWICH! A HAM SANDWICH!"
"Are you on PCP?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHH Dude this shit is like pure wet! I'm going to lift your car!"

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