Crystal was the most adventurous of our narcotics-addled college group.
Me, I liked pot, and lots of it. Had a few run-ins with the fuzz, but nothing a fine or some community service couldn't fix. Besides, I liked mopping.
Brad was more of a junk and scag fiend and ended up dropping out of dental school, despite a pretty good GPA.
Tessa, well, absinthe was her vice - she had a Russian boyfriend who smuggled it in every time he went home (which was frequently).
But Crystal? MAN. She was worse than all of us put together. What a SOLDIER. She'd smoke anything you put in front of her. Opium, Comet cleanser, baking soda, PCP, crack, lightbulbs.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
You've Come A Long Way, Baby!
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I think "lightbulbs" is the most frightening category you list, although, I must ask if this was tried, perhaps, after having lit up other substances.
I dunno! Crystal was pretty adventurous!
She looks electrified man.
"How many dumb blondes does it take to light a bulb?
Two--one to hold the bulb and the other to strike the match."
*rimshot*
I'm up to a pack a day!
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