Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Pillow Talk


"Well, hello there, good-looking. I hear you really dig needlepoint. So do I. Something about yarn gets me really HOT. What's that? Oh yes. I think they have more fun. More than redheads. Definitely more than brunettes.
Why don't you sit on this yarn pillow and make your studly self more comfortable? I'll go turn on the hi-fi. Do you like Bread? How about Dan Hill? What? No, I don't have any Sabbath. How about some Andy Kim? Manilow? Okay, no hi-fi. Just the roar of the fire will do.
I bet you want to know what's in my purse. Well, I'll tell you. My sunglasses....a Jackie Collins novel...and a you-know-what. I'll give you a hint. It's edible, slightly stretchy, and full of white...OH!
You brought one too?
You sly dog. I thought I was the only one who liked Hostess Twinkies. Well, let's get busy."

2 comments:

Tits McGee said...

What a slut.

Kat said...

Yes. All that stuff looks pretty stain resistant.