Dear Sweetheart:
Our time together means everything in the world to me. Your winning smile, your tinkling laughter, your keen sensitivity. It's hard to put into words just how much I love you, so I am going to send you this picture. It's of a distemper-riddled glitter cat giving you a present - the most heartfelt symbol of my affection. Yes, darling, that's Russian. I know, you love The Brothers Karamazov. See how sensitive I am to your favourite things? Let me wisk you away to a private island where I can give you more tokens of my undying love, just like this.
Love,
Your Secret Admirer.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Love Means Never Having To Say "Meow"
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2 comments:
Damn. You've got something just lovely going on here.
I'll be back.
Sadly,
I have a crazy cat aunt who would actually like this card.
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