Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Love Means Never Having To Say "Meow"

Dear Sweetheart:
Our time together means everything in the world to me. Your winning smile, your tinkling laughter, your keen sensitivity. It's hard to put into words just how much I love you, so I am going to send you this picture. It's of a distemper-riddled glitter cat giving you a present - the most heartfelt symbol of my affection. Yes, darling, that's Russian. I know, you love The Brothers Karamazov. See how sensitive I am to your favourite things? Let me wisk you away to a private island where I can give you more tokens of my undying love, just like this.
Your Secret Admirer.


Tits McGee said...

Damn. You've got something just lovely going on here.

I'll be back.

Kat said...

I have a crazy cat aunt who would actually like this card.