Friday, July 28, 2006

I Am The Alpha And The Quarterback

They thought Jesus was going to be a really good asset to their team, but the Fensdale Thundercats soon found that the only play He knew how to make was the "Hail Mary" pass. After all, the kids in Nazareth weren't really adept at a hefty gridiron play, and Jesus didn't have much of a chance to hone his skills. And the idea of "tossing around the ol' pigskin" would have made the rabbi mad.
He just went with what he understood.

Sadly, the Thundercats ended the season 0-12.


jesse said...

How 'bout the kid sacking Jesus?! Man, I'd hate to be in his shoes talking to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I wonder if there's some sort of holy rule saying you can't tackle Jesus.

Lois said...

Bobby takes the pass while Tommy cops a feel.