Friday, July 21, 2006

Holey Moley

Nadine was legendary for her risqué clothes and bawdy exchanges, but the town really went crazy when she showed up at the Lutheran church wearing nothing but her undies and an immodest bed-jacket. She wasn't even Lutheran! they exclaimed in protest. They attributed her madness to a prolonged exposure to mercury, as her father employed her at his thermometer factory.

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