Saturday, July 29, 2006

Do The Twist

Shawnessa Jackson was Hidden Valley High's undisputed dance queen. She knew all the moves: the samba, the cha-cha, the meringue, the hustle, the mashed potato, the Watusi, the Frug, the Macarena, the tango, the waltz, the lambada, the Robot, and of course the soft-shoe. Sometimes she'd do them all in succession during lunch period, much to the amusement of the Chess Club.
Shawnessa was well on her way to becoming the state Bunny-Hop champion when a very jealous Alyssa Jenkins sabotaged Shawnessa's lucky Capezios - and poor Shawnessa broke her left ankle. She never overcame this tragedy, and spent the rest of high school sniffing residue in her chem class beakers.


Anita said...

I could SO outdance that ho.

Lois said...

Shawnessa appears to be living in her own little crochet-and-big-collar world, but she's just as happy as if she lived here.