Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Class of 1926
Imagine their meetings....
"Hey, who wants to be the slave? I call dibs on being the dandy...hey Joe back there would make a splendid darky. Who plays banjo? All in favor of Dwight being the mammy this year...say "YASSUH!"
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, June 09, 2008
TIBS

Cris loved the Kentucky waterfalls so much during his family vacation, the little sentimental fool elected to commemorate his adventures forever, on his head.
(sayonara, Two If By Sea!)
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Cafeteria Mischief

As she sat for her 4th grade portrait, Margie suddenly burst into ripples of girlish laughter when she thought about how jolly fun it was to sneak ground slugs into Mrs. McGinty's taco salad at lunch.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tattletale

Reginald was that kind of kid you wanted to smack in school.
He asked the teacher for more homework.
He reminded the teacher that there was a test.
He told the lunch lady she was undercharging for the hot lunches.
His reign of terror scared the rest of the class for several years, when finally one day Todd gave Reginald one swirly he would never forget.
Sadly, Todd found karma years later when Reginald got voted town mayor and didn't help with that pile of speeding tickets.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Rah Rah Rah
Rita's once-promising cheerleading career took a nosedive when the student body got wise that the stupid bitch was as illiterate as a caterpillar.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Monday, May 14, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Curly Top
Jackie's hair might have been a bit lopsided, but that was the least of her problems. Her affinity for Holly Hobbie fabrics would soon bring her nothing but heartache, tears, and taunts of "hippie kid! hippie kid!" from the kids in Room 2B. But all was not lost, for Jackie had a few tricks up her sleeve - one of them being the queen of SBD denial. The room might have gotten a bit whiffy, but Jackie had exacted sweet revenge.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Secrets and Lies
Yes, Janice DID steal your doll, and no, she's not going to tell you what she did to it (hint: Sharpie swastika tattoos; possibly green moustache?).


