Friday, June 05, 2009

Social Success At Last!

"And here Gladys shows us how versatile last spring's drapes can truly be! Not only has she refashioned them into a dress perfect for her next garden party, but her pose makes them truly economical. Those pesky freckles will only show up on the backs of her arms, where she can hide them in polite company, and those ample skirts keep her guest's eyes safe from unsightly neighbors! Whether you live nearby a slaughterhouse, an asylum, or a family with loose morals, nothing ruins the fun like a poor view. Practice this gay pose so you, too, can shield your guests from those vulgar views without tiring your arms and while looking like the life of the party!"

1 comment:

Stripey Underpants said...

I believe she is engaging in what is called "traipsing." It looks as silly as it sounds.