Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Lessons In Narcolepsy

"You naughty, naughty girl. Mommy is very angry with you, and you know why? HOW DARE YOU FALL ASLEEP WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU! Scrub the floor. SCRUB IT. It's not good enough, Lazy Dazy. You must get every crack. Get it with your toothbrush. NOW. NO WIRE HANGERS!!!! BRING ME THE AXE!!!"

(Thanks to Jess for the link!)

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