Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Last Supper

Tom had been pestering Nellie for months to start fixing him some healthier food, but nothing seemed to satisfy his demanding palate.
"Let's see how he likes tonight's salad," she thought gleefully, visions whirling through her head like wildfire. "Burdock leaves with a garnish of belladonna berries for color. Oh no none for me, Tom!...I'm on a meat-only diet..."

1 comment:

Stripey Underpants said...

Thus, the no-carb diet was born on the same day that Tom died.