"See this letter?" said Mavis, with a hint of disgust in her voice. "This letter came from my beau, Horace. And the f***er can't write for shit. In the first paragraph alone, he had three spelling errors, all with simple words. Like, who can't spell "horse? It's two letters away from his own name! F***ing simpleton. And his idea of a romantic sentence is "Your hair looks like burnt straw in the moonlight." What the hell should I do?"
Is this a dealbreaker for Mavis?
a) yes, absolutely, the f***er should learn how to spell
b) no, creative spelling is a sign of creativity
c) who carez aboot spelling
d) barracuda
Friday, September 12, 2008
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2 comments:
Definitely a.
Although d certainly has its attractions...
I like pie.
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