Friday, September 12, 2008

Questions Asked.

"See this letter?" said Mavis, with a hint of disgust in her voice. "This letter came from my beau, Horace. And the f***er can't write for shit. In the first paragraph alone, he had three spelling errors, all with simple words. Like, who can't spell "horse? It's two letters away from his own name! F***ing simpleton. And his idea of a romantic sentence is "Your hair looks like burnt straw in the moonlight." What the hell should I do?"

Is this a dealbreaker for Mavis?

a) yes, absolutely, the f***er should learn how to spell
b) no, creative spelling is a sign of creativity
c) who carez aboot spelling
d) barracuda


Erica said...

Definitely a.

Although d certainly has its attractions...

StripeyUnderpants said...

I like pie.