Sunday, July 20, 2008

The Stars My Destination

"We have come to your planet in peace. We do not wish to alarm you. We only wish to conduct experiments. We are cloned nomads who have jaunted to your planet from a faraway land, and are not used to your changing Earth climates, so we must at all times wear this protective headgear. Do not fear us, just give us all of what you Earthlings refer to as 'celebrities' so we may better understand the human life form."

1 comment:

Lois said...

No problem. Let me present you with our best specimen. We call it a "Tom Cruise," and we'll be happy to let you take it back to your own planet as a gift. What's that? Oh, believe me, you'll learn a LOT about Earth people from this specimen. Yes, indeed.