Spinnin' The Sea Yarns...

"Arrr. She was angry that day, my friends, she walloped us real good on the sides of the mattress, sprayin' us with Febreze an' beatin' us hard with the rugbeater. We were made-a stronger stuff, we wuz, an' we stayed the course when all-a-sudden, we hit the worst o' the storm, the Maytag Serpent. She tossed us an' showered us with the dread Downy, spun us around, then we felt the tumblin' tickle of the dryer. We live to tell the tale, but one day it could happen again, love."