Monday, July 28, 2008

Household Drama

"All I want from you," sobbed Martha, "is just a little understanding. Am I that difficult to live with?"

"Look," replied Herb, "it's not that I don't love you anymore, I just can't live with your Christopher Cross obsession. I mean, how can I possibly compete? You make me feel inadequate, like I don't matter. It's like...let me put it to you in terms you can understand, Martha - it's like, we're caught between the moon and New York City."

"Oh, Herb!" she wailed, clutching her tissue fiercely. "Can't we possibly make this work? I mean, you and Toto..."

"Don't you DARE compare this to Toto!" he shouted angrily.

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