Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Co-bra

Something wasn't quite right, thought Jennifer, as she ran through the checklist in her mind. She felt oddly constrained. Was she wearing too much Emeraude? Its heady fragrance had been known to make her loopy. No, it was just enough. Hmm. Hell if I know, she thought, as she slapped that goddamn mosquito off her neck and moseyed up to Arby's. It was gonna be a melted cheddar kind of day.

1 comment:

Lois said...

I know I've made such comments before, but...WHO THE FLYING MONKEY FUCK WOULD WEAR THIS?? Yeah, just what I want is two rainbow-hued bull's-eye patterns over my tits.