Tuesday, June 10, 2008

You Gotta Know When To Hold 'Em, Know When To Fold 'Em

Sometimes, after a hard day of gamblin', ya gotta just rest yer tootsies. An' I know how to do it in style. I do it with my gamblin' ottoman. Yup. Made it myself. Made it out of yarn and hard work an' SWEAT. An' it's worth it, my lucky gamblin' ottoman. See, I won me a shitload of money, just absorbin' Lady Luck through my scratchy foot pillow. But I tell ya, if I didn't have my lucky ottoman, I dunno WHAT I'da done out there in that there poker war, where the men are tough and the women tougher.

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