Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Stuffed And the Damned



"Something's on your mind," said Fuzzles in a concerned tone. "I can tell. What is it?"
"Ohh, Fuzzles!" exclaimed Miss Tickles, "I...I have to tell you..."
"Yes?"
"I've...I've been seeing someone else."
"No! NOOO! Who is it?"
"Well...oh, I don't know how to explain this...it's..."
"Who? WHO, GODDAMNIT?"
"It's Teddy Ruxpin."

Upon hearing the name of his perpetual rival; that son of a bitch RUXPIN, Fuzzles broke down in a rage.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hah hah Darn that Teddy Ruxpin!