Squashed

Don and Linda stood in the corner of the squash court, giggling. Don thought Linda's racquet cover was a funny idea.

"Is your racquet cold? Why does it have a racquet cosy?" he asked, teasingly; aware that they had on matching cardigans for the town squash tournament against Kingstown - but hers was saturated with the intoxicating aroma of Charlie perfume.

She thought this very silly, and responded with peals of shrill girlish laughter. Then Don's face clouded over with lust.

"Are you cold? Would you like (ahem)...a Linda cosy?"

Linda replied that she might consider one if Kingstown won.

Kingstown won 10-7 that day.