Cuckoo Cake

Dear Little Stevie,
I just wanted to let you know how much Mommy loves you just the way you are, ADHD and all. Sometimes you make Mommy upset when you can't shut up. You make Mommy crazy. But let's make light of this, dear son, and put all your misbehaving antics behind us while I stuff you full of Cuckoo Cake. See, I made a cast for the bird, just like the cast you got when you fell off that flagpole. Aren't you Mommy's little cuckoo? Prrr-oooo! Prrrr-oooo! That's the noise a cuckoo makes.
Alright darling, when you stuff yourself full of this refined sugar and dye, I'm going to give you a nice Ritalin and Thorazine chaser, just like Doctor Geary told me to.
Cuddles and love!
- Mumsy