Saturday, June 14, 2008

Rapturous Roan

Every girl wants a pony that teaches lessons that last a lifetime, so I suggest a real pony that eats a lot of hay so your kid can learn real lessons, like how much fun it is to shovel manure. When your pony gets diarrhea you can call out God's name all you want! Best of all, you can name your pony everything from Delilah to Lucifer!
Okay, well, I suppose this is the next best thing.

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