Monday, June 23, 2008

I Screamed.

"I see what you're getting at, but no, I'm not interested in what you have to offer. See, I'm on a diet, Good Humor Man, and your goddamn "Turkey In The Straw" siren ain't gonna make me cave in and buy your stupid Klondike bar.

...Okay, I'll have a squeezy sherbet. Orange."

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