Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt

"Look, I don't know what you're talking about. I love cats. I had about 4 of them myself. I know you found that jar of severed cat heads in my basement, but they aren't MY jars of severed heads. My fingerprints are only on them because I used to can peaches in those jars. What? No, that's NOT my hatchet. I'm a cat lover, see? I subscribe to Cat Fancy, see? Still don't believe me? Well why don't you let Fluffy stay HERE for the night and THEN you tell me I'm a cat murderer!"