Your Love Is Like A See-Saw

Esther figured that instead of having some kids and calling them "pigs," she'd just cut to the chase and adopt actual pigs as her children. Tenderly slopping them and cleaning their pens was one of Esther's greatest joys. In fact, if you asked her if she had any regrets, she had but one. Oinker would never be a great poet or a college president. But, to be fair, they doted on her and were quite happy to donate their bristles for her painting passion.