Choices

They'd been trying really hard all month to come up with that perfect band name - the elusive mixture of originality, memorability, and hipster.

Latin Coma?
Kevin said it sounded "too sleepy."

Alcoholic Joke?
Lenny WAS one.

Finally, after weeks of bickering, ego roller coasters and falling off wagons, they finally settled on the perfect name:

Polyester Feast And The Phatty.

They chose this because it blended their image with their collective penchant for blunts, but kept a hint of irony with its urban spelling of "fatty." Perfect.

Now if they could only get a song finished.