Five Finger Discount.

Lucy checked behind her. The clerk had her back to that part of the store. The floorwalker wasn't anywhere near that area, and the cameras - all fakes! As she scooched up to the display counter, visions of pink crochet handbag adoration floated through her brain like marshmallow clouds of wonder. It would fit perfectly in her totebag (stolen from Macy's last July). O! Sweet kleptomaniac fever!