Wood Is Good

"I'm sorry, honey - it was a good effort, but I think we already have our Log Lady."

Those words rang heavy in Esther's heart. She'd learned her lines, hauled around a hunk of Douglas fir all goddamn WEEK and knitted that sweater especially for the audition! She knew when Lynch was calling for casting that she'd be the perfect Log Lady. After all, she knew everything there was to know about lumber.