Saturday, January 12, 2008

Sleeve Are The Champions

Not for nothin' was Rita hailed the local master of the "five finger discount." She once walked out of the Acme with two whole ham hocks and a box of Wheaties in her sleeves alone. Girlfriend had some shoplifting skills. Her sweater did little for her lithe and limber figure, but her cupboard was rarely bare.

1 comment:

Lois said...

You sure she's not hiding Mexicans in there?