Coneheads

They were a strange race of people, yes, but they had their merits and they could certainly make you a mean cuppa. Yes, it was true that their skulls were three feet high and needed to be covered with specialty haberdashery, but much like the Elephant Man, you learn to cope. And coping meant tea. Lots of it. Darjeeling, Earl and Lady Grey, iced, sun.

It was their way.