Blind Date

"They call me Trey. I like moonlight nights on the beach, sipping piña coladas in the rain, and I know thirty-seven ways to orally please you. I know it's thirty-seven because I counted. Clockwise, diagonally, 54º angles...well, you get the picture. I'm a master at my craft. I'm writing a manual. Do you like being tied up? I like women in pleather. And men in pleather. I like it all. Let's go up to the penthouse and get to know each other."