Sunday, December 02, 2007

Ronald McDonald's Life, by Jena Pleete

The following is a story my little sister typed out on an Olympia typewriter when she was 7. I typed this out exactly as she had written it. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if she were in school today and a teacher read this essay. While I think she's perfectly healthy, today she might be slated for a trip to Therapyland....


Ronald McDonalds' Life
IT WAS GETTING LATE, Ronald McDONALD WAS WATCHING HIS FAVORITE T.V. PROGRAM, WHEN GRIMMIS'S TEDDY BEAR JUMPED ON RON ALD'S HEAD. THE DOLL STARTED TO CRY. HE SAID GRIMMIS DID NOT WANT HIM. SO RONALD WEN T IN TO GRIMMIS'S ROOM CARRIEING A GUN. RONALD DID NOT LIKEGRIMMIS SO HE KILLED GRIMMIS. HE ASKED THE DOLL IF THAT WAS BETTER. THE DOLL SAID YES. AFTER HE KILLED GRIMMIS, RON ALD FELT BETTER. THE DOLL WAS HIS. RON ALD WAS CON TENTED. RONALD LIKED THAT. AFTER RONALD GOT A JOB HE ASKED THE DOLL IF IT WS CON TENTED. THE DOLL SAID NO. THEN RON ALD GOT OUT HIS SIX SHOOTER AN D KILLED THE D DOLL.

THE EN D.
(IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD T.B.S. MOVIE.)

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