Saturday, November 24, 2007

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

...The lion WON'T be sleeping tonight, thanks to Mungo the monkey and Tiffy the tiger. It wasn't that anyone objected to their inter-species relationship--odd though it was--it's just that they were fed up with night after night of their loud and risqué antics. "Ride me, baby, ride me!" Tiffy would cry, while Mungo made lewd references to spurs and saddles and riding bareback. Honestly, would it kill them to shut the hell up for once??

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