If The Shoe Fits, Wear It

Child: Mommy, these shoes pinch me!
Mommy: What size are they?
Lady: They're a size 3. Evelyn is at least a size six.
Mommy: That's bullshit. No child of mine has clown feet. SHE IS A THREE, GODDAMMIT!
Child: OWWWW!
Lady: I can barely get them over her heel.
Mommy: Now you get this straight, sister, my kid takes after me, and I wear a size
five shoe, and I'm a grown woman. You make those goddamn shoes fit.
Child: I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET, MOMMY!
Mommy: You shut up, this is for your own good. Men don't like women in clown shoes.
Lady: Shall I ring these up?