Thursday, May 24, 2007

Aviatrix Tricks

When Wrong Way Feldman came out of the fiery wreckage, she surveyed the damage. "Welp," she thought, "that wing's gone for sure. Gonna take some patchin'. And the rudder's shot. Gonna be a fixer-upper, but good thing I landed on this desert island."

They found her charred body twenty years later. Pathologists erroneously assumed she had perished in the plane crash, when in fact she had been captured by the Wantoobi tribe, a clan of fierce warrior cannibals. Wrong Way had turned out to be a legendary dinner, most succulent. The women of the tribe found many uses for the fibers of her outrageous outfit.

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