Sunday, December 10, 2006


"Now, Veronica, do as I show you on the ice!"
"What are you going to do, Mommy?"
"I'm going to show you how to smash in your competition's kneecaps with a pipe."
"But isn't that unfair? Won't I be disqualified?"
"What does it matter? You're just going to be a washup Disney On Ice princess with an eating disorder and a drinking problem, and the only men in your life will only find each other attractive and treat you like shit because they want all the glory."
"At least that's how my career went."

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