Reading Sealed Messages

Tiffany was HOPPING MAD at Clarence - not because she doubted his legendary psychic letter-reading abilities, but because he told the WHOLE FREAKIN' CLASS THAT SHE LIKE-LIKED TODD JOHNSON AS MORE THAN A FRIEND, LIKE FOR-A-BOYFRIEND-LIKE. She was so mortified.
It was all in the note she passed to Kasey Lee Phillips that Clarence HAD TO INTERCEPT and HAD TO READ OUT LOUD.
She would get that little jerk at recess and make him learn to love the taste of dirt and the sting of a volatile punch in the face.